1. Make sure he treats women (including his mom) with respect
2. Make sure he doesnt talk bad about his exes (calling them names & such)
3. He has a future -smart, wants to work, cares about education
4. Has a big ass dick ♡
If you defend a guy for his nudes getting leaked (“aw it’s okay we still love you1!1!1!!!”) but then shame a girl for her nudes getting leaked (“what a slut she shouldn’t have taken them in the first place!!1!1!!!”) I hope you step on many lego pieces at once.
This is like the most urgent sign I’ve ever seen in my entire life.
Whereas this is the most passive-aggressive sign.
Im laughing so hard omg
//This began the rise of Aperture Science.
SPRTIZ THIS SHIT ON YOUR DICK AND YOUR E HARD FOR LIFE
american sex ed
mom can i borrow money to buy you a present
|—||That 70’s Show (via temperare-te)|
Does my freedom offend any of you?
I legitimately can’t tell the difference