Welcome to Hell
Do you have any advice on guys??
Anonymous

purrbunny:

1. Make sure he treats women (including his mom) with respect
2. Make sure he doesnt talk bad about his exes (calling them names & such)
3. He has a future -smart, wants to work, cares about education
4. Has a big ass dick ♡

my-teen-quote:

mind blowing zodiac signs fact

chillybucky:

If you defend a guy for his nudes getting leaked (“aw it’s okay we still love you1!1!1!!!”) but then shame a girl for her nudes getting leaked (“what a slut she shouldn’t have taken them in the first place!!1!1!!!”) I hope you step on many lego pieces at once.

somethingwittythiswaycomes:

themaleanachronism:

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

tastysoup:

honchcrow:

#but when are they hiring?

This is like the most urgent sign I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

Whereas this is the most passive-aggressive sign.


Im laughing so hard omg

somethingwittythiswaycomes:

themaleanachronism:

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

tastysoup:

honchcrow:

#but when are they hiring?

This is like the most urgent sign I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

Whereas this is the most passive-aggressive sign.

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Im laughing so hard omg

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sheerimperfection:

first oneeeeeeeee

sheerimperfection:

first oneeeeeeeee

patriotjoe:

joshsux:

Do you ever just jiggle your butt

nah, my friends do that for me.

condensedbloodmilk:

the-dragonblades-shadow:

sizvideos:

Video

//This began the rise of Aperture Science.

SPRTIZ THIS SHIT ON YOUR DICK AND YOUR E HARD FOR LIFE

heckayeah:

american sex ed

bagmilk:

mom can i borrow money to buy you a present

You can’t keep kissing strangers and pretend that it’s him.
(via date)
If you can see a future without me and that doesn’t break your heart then we’re not doing what I thought we were doing here.
That 70’s Show (via temperare-te)
whiskeydrinking-operating:

Does my freedom offend any of you?

whiskeydrinking-operating:

Does my freedom offend any of you?

hollywoodgonzalez:

I legitimately can’t tell the difference