Expressing your opinion on tumblr is like exposing an opened wound while you’re in a shark tank….
- timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
- connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
- colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
- gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date
how to spot a fuckboy:
- white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
- he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
- relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
- looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
- can’t find the clitoris
fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know
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|—||Unknown (via thatkindofwoman)|
No pls keep ur tongue away from my booty Ty
|—||Modest Mouse (via imbarelystirringupabreeze)|
Well shit, I call you cute ass pet names all the damn time, that YOU think are lame but the one time I call you fucker and I’m the jerk…. k.
Not class wise, but socially and emotionally it’s the hardest year I’ve had, and it’s only week 3. I miss my best friend innocent-in-sheets sooo much. It hurts that I can’t walk with her in graduation together. I hate my new school and I hate the people there. I miss my old school more than ever and I miss my friends. I want to go back so badly. I’m struggling so hard.
Love and a cough
cannot be concealed.
Even a small cough.
Even a small love.
This is the most accurate thing I’ve ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE